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Monday, April 30, 2012

PU Pulp Posters: It Reeks Of Dinos - Issue Two

It Reeks Of Dinos / Issue 2 / The Dragon Dame of Dormont
PU Artist, Chops Huber
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Howdy-ho gang! You didn't actually think that your pals from Pittsburgh Underground were going to skimp out on the goods did ya? NEVER!!! As is every month we proudly present our PU Pulp Poster FREE to you, our salivating minions!

This month our resident PU artist, Karl 'Chops' Huber brings us yet another hot broad riding bare-back on a lizard in this month's PU Pulp Poster, It Reeks of Dinos / Issue 2 / The Dragon Dame of Dormont. 

So what are you waiting for? Download your free copy! Also, if you didn't nab Issue 1, The Lizard Lady of Lawrenceville, check it out here!

That's not all kids! Old unky-Chops has also graced us with another tale of high adventure with this month's  leading lady, The Dragon Dame of Dormont. (Click Here to Continue...)

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It Reeks Of Dinos / Issue 2: The Dragon Dame of Dormont...

It Reeks of Dinos / Issue 2 / The Dragon Dame of Dormont. 
I wake up.  It is hot and a fog moves thru the trees hiding the sun.  Here - an insect buzzes. There - a flapping of leather wings - a soft crunch of leaves.   It is early and I have far to go.  The saurian I have tamed is quick in body and mind and will obey my commands.  I bring nothing with me that will slow us down. Not the hook vine, the hunters nets, nor the feather cape that hides me in its shadows and silence.  There is no time to lose.  I only bring the long tooth, the sharp tooth, and hope that we won't need them.  I can bend the saurians to my will - much like this one who will carry me to fulfill my tribal duty.

There are other dangers found in the forest, the desert, and in the air.  Just one more reason to use the lizard giants.  I will be grateful for the fangs and claws should larger trouble find me.  All day I travel through the trees as I follow the river.  That is the direction I saw it fall.

Something from the sky dropped out of the blue and vanished over the horizon.  There was the faintest distant boom - a dull thud of pounded dirt.  It was the color of the sun at dusk and moved through a red mist. 

There is no telling how long or far I will have to go to find this thing.  I can only follow the vanishing vapors left in the passing and hope.  However, there are other signs to track.  The signs are everywhere.  Many new beasts have been seen at the edges of the forest.  Something has driven them here, predator and prey alike.  The forest is changing.  My home. 

I will seek out this sky thing and protect my home.  The leaders have chosen me.  They trust my knowledge of the trees and sand and to find my way.  I agree to find the cause and return to the people. I am swift and will never end in my search.  Once found, I will tell the leaders…they will know what to do…

Don't  forget to check back with us again next month for another PU Pulp Poster our FREE thank you for dropping by Pittsburgh Underground!

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