Howdy cowpies!!! We got ourselves a HUGE problem in these here parts!!! Dead Zed Zombie has been missin' from the Pittsburgh Underground since January and we need your help to find him!
Hopefully you've been keeping tabs on us here at PU and can point us in the right direction before something AWFUL happens!!! Please, comment below and let us know anything that you might about were you last saw him, what he was wearing, who he was with - ANY info you have will help us track him down!
Also, please don't forget to be very careful when approaching Zed - he's been on one of his heiness drug-n-drink blowouts since New Years Day of this year which means he most likely has the munchies and YOU are the food! We just need to find him before October 31st at Midnight so we can get him off the goofballs and get him ready for Dead Zed Zombie Season 2!!!
As always, thank you for supporting Pittsburgh Underground in our search for that little green doushbag...