Movies That Have Everything Preview: Machete Kills!

Machete is BACK baby!!! Brought to you by one of our favorite directors (Robert Rodriguez), our number one Mexican bad ass, Machete (Danny Trejo), is recruited by the U.S. government  to battle his way through Mexico in order to take down an arms dealer who looks to launch a weapon into space in Machete Kills! Check out the RED BAND trailer below!

Machete Kills! (Red Band Trailer / 2013)

That’s right gang - this is definitely a movie that has EVERYTHING!!! Action! Babes! Explosions! Car chases! Evisceration! Charlie Sheen! That’s right kids! Not to mention return of the gorgeous Michelle Rodriguez as Luz and new hotties Sofia Vergara, Vanessa Hudgens, Alexa Vega, Amber Heard, and believe it or not Lady Gaga to round out the bunch.

That’s not all! Antonio Banderas, Cuba Gooding Jr., Pittsburgh effects master Tom Savini, and Mel Gibson as our villain - holey frijoles! What’s not to love about Machete Kills!? The cut ups start  tomorrow at your local theater!