PU It Stinks: Batman Stole My Pizza!

You ever have one of those weeks? Well, last week I had another fun filled cavalcade of people, predicaments, and poop! Finally, it's Friday - the best day of the week. A night were me and the gang from good ol' PU get together for much needed rest and relaxation and of course - FOOD!

Well this last Friday, the only thing on my mind was Ephesus Pizza (one of the BEST pizza places in downtown Pittsburgh). Mmm... warm, thick crust with that amazing butter-garlic sauce they are known for...mmm... Ephesus Pizza... One of those places that when your hungry, want something good, and really don't want to think that hard about it - they are there in a pinch to satisfy.

Not last Friday true believers! Last Friday I got an answering machine saying that Ephesus Pizza would be shut down due to all the hoopla with the Batman being in town.

That's right... The Batman... The BATMAN!!! BATMAN = NO PIZZA!!!!???

That's right kids. I hate to say it, but I can only surmise that the Batman stole my pizza. It's the only explanation - why else would Ephesus close it's doors on a Friday night if to not give my pizza away to the Dark Knight Detective?

The hard earned pizza that I worked all week to have, to love, and to devour.

The Batman... he stole my pizza.