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The other day while going to pick up some meds for the gang at good ol' PU (really, it's not just for our safety, but for yours too), I noticed one of the funniest sights I've seen involving a mini van. The van in front of me had the following license plate on his vehicle:
Beware, This doggie BITES!
That's right kids - LONWOLF (translated into english - LONE WOLF). My question is this - if you're a 'lone wolf' why do you need a mini van? Your only one guy?
Also, couldn't you affort the extra vowel (unless you were going for the whole 'Lon Chaney Jr.' thing - get it? Lon Chaney Jr. - the Wolfman?) It looks as if it's pronouced 'Lawn Wolf' - like 'Lawn Jockey' or 'Lawn Dart'.
Well, take it as a friendly warning kids... when the moon is full, and the wolf bane blooms, you may just hear tires squeel and a beast howling at the moon. Don't worry - a dog didn't get hit by another PA motorist - it's just the 'LONWOLF' in his rape van on the prowl - HHHHHOWWWWW-OOOOLD-IS-SHE?!