PU it Stinks! You & Your MINIVAN

It's no secret that Pennsylvania has way too many people driving around in gas guzzling mini vans, suv's, and over sized trucks. Now we aren't talking about folks with the large broods they've spawned or the carpender that actually uses his ride as part of his tool chest (hmmm... there's a joke there somewhere) - we're talking about the endless barrage of morons who feel 'safer' because they have encased themselves in large metal moving battering rams who you wouldn't trust to drive an idea towards fruition, let alone one of these monsterous beasts throughout our narrow city streets.

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The other day while going to pick up some meds for the gang at good ol' PU (really, it's not just for our safety, but for yours too), I noticed one of the funniest sights I've seen involving a mini van. The van in front of me had the following license plate on his vehicle:

Beware, This doggie BITES!

That's right kids - LONWOLF (translated into english - LONE WOLF). My question is this - if  you're a 'lone wolf' why do you need a mini van? Your only one guy?

Also, couldn't you affort the extra vowel (unless you were going for the whole 'Lon Chaney Jr.' thing - get it? Lon Chaney Jr. - the Wolfman?)  It looks as if it's pronouced 'Lawn Wolf' - like 'Lawn Jockey' or 'Lawn Dart'.

Well, take it as a friendly warning kids... when the moon is full, and the wolf bane blooms, you may just hear tires squeel and a beast howling at the moon. Don't worry - a dog didn't get hit by another PA motorist - it's just the 'LONWOLF' in his rape van on the prowl - HHHHHOWWWWW-OOOOLD-IS-SHE?!